Say something about gay babies.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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