K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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