some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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