Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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