Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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