Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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