well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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