I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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