problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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