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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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