some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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