that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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