32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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