Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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