marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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