I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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