Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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