Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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(917): View more from New York City

I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(831): View more from California

There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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(607): View more from New York

He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.

(704): View more from North Carolina

Where are you?

(336): View more from North Carolina

dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.

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