WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.