Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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