Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
