I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?