mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....