It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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