So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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