Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We were destined to go to rehab together
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Someone signed my nipple.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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