The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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