All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Randomize
