"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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