i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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