Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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