Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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