She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
