...so i touched it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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