your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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