This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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