Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm always down for nudity.
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