Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Wipe that smile off your face.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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