My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
should my penis look like a turkey
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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