He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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