4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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