I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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