scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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