I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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