We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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