Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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