called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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