im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
True college students do jello shots in the library
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