Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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