No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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