i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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