People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.