farters have to be the big spoon...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho