ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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