me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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