I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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