Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
As shirtless as possible
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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