apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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