brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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