Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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