he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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