You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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